5 Ways to Embarrass Your Cat
Everyone knows cats need to be taken down a peg. They always think they’re so cool. They strut around like they own the place.
A certain amount of kitty embarrassment is not only acceptable, according to leading feline psychologists, it’s recommended. Cat embarrassment is the most often advised method of treating feline narcissistic personality disorder (which is a certified real thing).
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10/10 would use
I set up a cheap rig for watching Netflix and such in the shower.
This is our future.
this speaks to me
seventeen magazine has officially lost it
i need men’s rights because i’ve been walking in a small circle for years. i can only do men’s lefts. i am very hungry. women laugh at me
I wasnt lying
MAYBE THE WASHROOM WOULD BE CLEANER OVERALL IF YOU HAD HAND SANITIZERS INSIDE THE STALLS OR EVEN WIPED YOUR FUCKING SELVES
Her career is as nasty as her sense of personal hygiene or fucking common sense, it seems. *lights pipe* *blows puffs of smoke* *contemplates*
Nobody wash their hands ever. Nevermind the fact that doctors constantly tell us that washing our hands and body is the absolute best way to prevent infectious disease. An eight grader has figured it out.
Nonsense aside, why you would EVER admit to this?? WHY?? I hope this is fake for real.
It is unfortunately very real
That girl is going to get cholera one day.
For real though, did you eat a bunch of bananas and milk and puke them up onto a raw chicken breast? Cause if so, you are the the most badass Juggalo I’ve ever met. YA KILLA NINJA HOMIE!